Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Opening Day at Vail
Sillyness on the lift.
Tomorrow is opening day for Beaver Creek. I plan to ski here at Vail because my office is 100 yards from the lift and I don't feel like driving over there. Hopefully some of the crowds will migrate over to Beaver Creek so I can get on the lifts quicker. Either way I'm going to try to ski every day until I start my new job in mid-December.
Think snow, because we need it BAD!
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Morning Ride
The New Job
I will actually be doing something that I have an interest in and I will not be sitting at a desk all day. Plus I will be able to PAY MY BILLS!!! WOOO HOOOOO!!!
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
I Bought an Epic Pass
So hooray for a new job! I don't start for a month because I want to keep this job until my family comes to visit so they can use my free ski passes. HA!!! I'm so excited! Also, I'll be able to get in a decent amount of skiing before I leave this job. I'll post more about the new job later. Right now I am going to leave work because it is 5 o'clock in the p to the m.
BYE!
Monday, November 17, 2008
...That's What She Said
Please leave a comment with the best line that was said before you blurted "...that's what she said."
Phone Angst
Anyways, I'm not sure what happened but when I checked my phone after we got back, it was in orgasm mode. I guess the keys were stuck because it kept typing "Uouououououououououou." Now it just chooses to work sometimes and not others. Come to think of it, it pretty much sounds like my phone has turned into... (insert joke here).
After pulling out the battery and SIM card several times and leaving them out, it still is not working a day and a half later. Don't know if it got wet from my leg sweat (I was wearing water proof wants so I know it wasn't from the outside... and get those dirty thoughts out of your head. I wasn't THAT excited about the hike.), frozen from the hike causing some kind of permanent damage, or if it took some kind of impact as we slid back down the hill. But the majority of the sliding was on my butt and the phone was in my front pocket.
Now I can pull the battery out, put it back in, and I may or may not be able to use it correctly for about 2 minutes. Sometimes it doesn't respond to me pushing any buttons, sometimes it won't register when I click the trackball in, other times it just laughs at me.
It's a Blackberry Curve 8310 and I have only had it since July. I decided to buy phone insurance after my last phone fiasco. Of course there is a $100 deductible to get my new phone replaced (probably with a refurbished model) and I can get a brand spanking new one online for only $80 (after rebates and re-signing a contract). Guess I'll be cancelling that insurance to save the $5/month.
That's all I got. Any suggestions?
Friday, November 14, 2008
On Writing This Blog
I. Intro
II. Why I wanted to move to Colorado
III. Why I wanted to move back to Austin
...this is an assignment! I started to feel like I was back in school. My least favorite thing to do in school = writing assignments. "Forget this, I'm not in school for a reason!" While in school, either high school or college, I would work hard enough on every other assignment so I could still pass the class without writing a paper. Sometimes it bit me in the ass. I actually failed one class because of my aversion to writing. "So why am I doing it again for this post? Wait... why do I even keep this blog if I hate writing so much?!?! I certainly don't write here just to write. It's a way for me to tell my friends and family what's happening in my life and a record of my activities... right?"
Well if it's a way for me to write about the goings-on in my life, why don't I want to write about the most important goings-on in my life? (I know "the goings-on in my life" sounds weird but I like it). As my mom would say... because I said so. So there. I like rambling on sometimes. I like writing about my experiences sometimes. But if it comes to me feeling like it's a task, it's gone too far. All I can promise you is this, if I feel like sharing, I might. Otherwise I won't.
Because I said so.
Redemption
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Embarassing
One of the girls was kicking it and I took it upon myself to show her a little different technique (not that I know any). I showed her how to raise your leg with your knee bent and then extend your lower leg to impact the dummy. My first kick was great, right in the chest. Then I decided to go for the head. Mistake. I jumped up and ended up on my ass. I had to redeem myself so I tried it again. Only this time I jumped too high and managed to come down on the top of the head with my heel like a karate chop. Again resulting in Dan on his ass. I finally wised up and decided the end of a workout was not the best time to horse around. No need to strain something before the season even starts.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Shelf Road Climbing and Camping
We rolled into the camping area around 8 p.m. and set up camp. There was only one other group when we arrived. It was wicked cold, got down to the teens. I turned into a caterpillar that evening as I cinched my mummy bag around my face, exposing only my nose and mouth to the bitter cold. As morning came, I shivered my way out of my cocoon and into my climbing attire.
Jamming my hands into the sharp limestone cracks left my hands looking like a leper. I left my fair share of blood on the rock to get back at it.
Our final day of climbing led us to a different area with fewer people called the Menses Wall. The view was still gorgeous.
The first climb we chose was called Period Epic, followed by the walls namesake, Menses. It was named this because of the huge red streak that made its way down the route. We made our way up a few more before realizing on the route Lightdays, the theme of the route names. A bit disturbing, but funny none the less. If you don't get it, it may be for the better.
We couldn't have chosen a better group of days to climb during this time of year. Overall, the sky's were clear and the climbing was outstanding. I would almost consider living in Colorado Springs just to have easy access to the thousands of routes in the area.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Our Next President!
He may not be the most experienced man, all of his policies may not be the best, but he certainly has a way of getting people off their asses, motivated about changing our jacked up nation, and uniting our nation in a way that nobody has been able to in far too long. Here's to a better future!
Starting the Ski Season
So, back to a lighter note, here was me the next day when we got on the lift.
If you closely examine my eyes and the expression on my face, you will see that my mood had improved considerably. It's hard for it not to when you have views like this are you are riding up the lift.
Chris and I always manage to have a good time whilst (yes, I said whilst) skiing. Especially on the lift. We often brake into song. Sometimes that may not be the best thing for the bleeding ears around us, but it certainly makes us feel better. Sunday was no exception. Our inspiration? A snowmaking machine called a Polecat.
In our grand tradition of ridiculousness, we came up with our own version of "What's New Pussycat?" It turned into "What's new Polecat... snooooooow snoooow snow."
Since we got there so early, we were able to enjoy great snow before the hordes arrived and the day warmed the soft powder into melting butter. I was a bit nervous at first to get back on my skis, but after a few runs my confidence returned in glorious fashion. Now I remember why I love skiing so much... bombing down the run and hitting little jumps along the way. Now I'm looking forward to as much skiing as I can get in this season.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Halloween Bar Hopping
And so it was. We got our group together and planned out a night of bar hopping. Dish, The Gore Range Brewery, Rick and Kelly's, and E-town. I stuck to gin and tonic and rotated in water every few drinks... the water was clutch. It was pretty fun being in character as a d-bag. The sad thing is how well my rude comments and general douche-baggery was accepted. Here's an example of how much everybody enjoyed it.
Now that I think about it, I could have been this guy and had the same outcome.
Friday, October 31, 2008
Moving Fail
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Uninspired Title
I took the smallest pumpkin because it was the best size for my design. If anyone can correctly guess what it is, you win... well you don't win anything other than knowing that you made me happy that someone gets it. Not necesarilly the most creative idea, but I had the best detail work of the three pumpkins.
Chris and Sam took one of the big ones and made a sweet little kitty pattern in to evil kitty. It's hard to see but she has fangs and mean eyebrows. Karen had the most creative pumpkin by far.
You can't see why it was so creative in that picture, but this will show you. Tongue suppressors for teeth, gauze for hair, and a beer bottle through the head. Nice.
Late Climbing Post
The next route was a 5.10a. Alex took the first lead and we pulled the rope for me to lead it next. It was pretty easy, but I was tired from warming up on the first route, which is at or above my climbing level. So by the time I got towards the top and was going to clip the anchors, I barely had any strength left. I thought about taking a fall and giving it another go, but after seeing what the fall looked like (seeing where I would swing into the wall) I decided to tough it out and go for the clip. I summoned the last bit of energy I had and barely fumbled the rope into the anchor before my grip gave out. That is a great feeling!
Not sure that I would go back to this area to climb again. The approach didn't have a trail so we had to bushwack our way up and the rock on the wall was pretty loose. If the rock was more stable, it would be a really cool place to climb.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Pumpkins Biznitches
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Halloween Costume
Here's the first idea. The bar we are going to for Halloween is having a Vegas theme. One of my friends was talking about going as a tiger, so I suggested that me and person X could be Siegfried and Roy and she could be the white tiger. AWESOME! I know. However, I can't find anyone to be the Roy to my Siegfried. And I haven't really done any shopping to find a flamboyantly gay frilly shirt, tight black pants, gold chains, much less a tiger-stripe jacket.
My other option is to be a Beaver Boy. Watch this video for a better understanding. I even bought 2 of the shrimp hats. I'm hoping they come in before Friday. Again, I don't have anyone to pull it off with me. And I don't know many people up here that know what the hell Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job is. Even if they knew what it is, they would likely not get the inane ridiculous humor and think it was funny as I do.
Maybe I'll go as a mop instead.
Monday, October 27, 2008
Tumbleweed: A Short Story
Sitting in the hottub and drinking 5 or 6 beers over a three hour game can cause one to lose their sobriety. At some point my lucky tumbleweed began to sink. I was sad.
However, the tumbleweed still did its job and Texas won the game 28-24, much to the dismay of my parents who were unfortunate enough to attend OSU. The end.
Friday, October 24, 2008
How I Could Have Died
Since it finally warmed up enough this week to get outside, I was itching to go climbing. I left work to pick up my friend Alex and drove to yet another climbing area. We wanted to go somewhere that got good late-day sun and wasn't too far away so we could maximize our climbing time. He suggested a climbing wall across from the Wolcott boulders and I was in. The approach took about 20-30 minutes from the car. By the time we got set up, the sun was almost setting over a ridge, but there was still plenty of light.
We chose an easy route to start with. I took the first lead and immediately realized that although it wasn't a hard climb, it would be challenging due to the condition of the rock. There was lichen all over that kept you from getting a solid grip with either your hands or your feet. Plus alot of the holds had loose dirt in them which made them even more slippery. It was the equivalent of walking on marbles. Once I got past the third bolt, I was much more comfortable and cruised up the remainder of the route. After untying from the rope, it was Karen's turn. Alex was going last so he could clean the route.
Karen followed my route, unclipping the rope from the carabiners as she went. She made it to about the second or third bolt before she decided she had enough. So she came down and it was Alex's turn. He was going to lead it, so I started pulling the rope through the anchors. About halfway up the wall... disaster. The rope got stuck in one of the carabiners. Karen didn't know she was supposed to completely untie the figure eight, so the remaining knot got stuck in the biner.
Have you ever had one of those moments where something happens, you look at your friends, eyes as big as the moon, jaw wide enough to insert a watermelon, and can't help but nervously laugh? This was one of those times. Here were our options:
- Alex or I could climb up to the point where the rope was caught - WITHOUT A ROPE - and tie in there.
- We could hike out, drive back to Alex's car to get his rope, drive back, hike the 20-30 minutes back up, and retrieve all my gear.
- I could walk around the side and find a way to scramble to the top so I could let the rope down.
The first option would be pretty dumb. If you remember, I mentioned that the condition of the rock wasn't that great. Not worth it to risk a 20-25 foot fall to the ground because you misstep on some lichen. The second option would be the safest, but would take too long. The sun was already setting over the ridge and it wouldn't be long before it was completely dark. Even with head lamps and the bright stars, not a very fun option. So off I went to scramble to the top.
As I scaled the easy boulders to the top, I pulled a classic move. "I wonder if there are any mountain lions around here?" DUMB Dan, just DUMB. Real smart to freak yourself out about something you have no control over just before you traverse some sketchy rock. I quickly reached the top and started the traverse over to the anchors. Crawling over loose rock, shifting dirt, and unknown territory is not the most confidence inspiring activity. I slowly made my way above the anchors and let out a huge sigh of relief... much too early. Now I had to climb down to the anchors. I have a healthy fear of heights. By that I mean I am freaked out about falling, but not so much that I lock up. You have to stay relaxed and comfortable to perform your best. But I still don't like the idea of falling 50-60 feet to a rocky ledge.
I assess the best way to climb down. My preference would be to clip into the anchors from above before climbing down, but they are just out of reach. There are two decent knobs I can grab to lower myself down, but they are still sandy, so I rub them down as much as possible before trusting my life to them. The ledge that I am on juts out slightly, so I can't really see if there are any decent feet below. This was the scariest part. Smearing my shoes on the face (wish I had brought my climbing shoes to the top with me), I carefully lower myself to the ledge below. Clip myself into the anchors. Breath of relief. Breath of life. Thank GOD (whatever you believe god to be) I didn't fall.
From there I was able to send the taunting rope down. Clipped onto the rope for my rappel, and down I went, unclipping the remaining carabiners from the rope as I passed them. Safely at the bottom, it was very near dark.
Dan: "Well there's a lesson to be learned in all of this. Always check the end of the rope before you pull it. I'll always remember from now on."
There was still time for Alex to climb (and my anchors were still at the top), so I started pulling the rope again. Pulled the rope halfway...
Dan: "Did you guys untie the knot?"
Karen: "That was the first thing we did when the rope got down."
Dan: "Maybe I didn't learn my lesson?"
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Winter On Its Way
I mentioned in my last post that it's cold and starting to snow. Here's proof.
It snowed about 6 inches last night, and has been snowing on and off through the day. The next 5 days are supposed to be clear and sunny, so most of this will melt off. I guarantee you I will be climbing every second I can until the next snow. Hopefully we'll have enough people climbing so I can take pics to post.
Biking and Climbing
I woke up Saturday morning and decided to join my friend Karen on a mountain bike ride. She has a friend that races alot and is really good. So the plan was for me to join those 2 ladies and one of their other friends on a nice ride in Vail. I kept up and stayed towards the front for the 1.5 hour climb to the top. My strategy was to keep them talking so they would run out of breath which worked well. However, they CRUSHED me coming back down on the singletrack. I don't have much technical experience on that stuff and it showed. There were some great views from a clearing. This is the Gore Range.
We were directly across from Vail Mountain. Most of the front side can be seen from that vantage point.
Here is the group that crushed me. I'm (obviously) on the left, Karen, Kerry (the bad ass), and Sarah (also incredible on the singletrack).
I believe this is New York Mountain (same as in the background of the previous shot).
After the grueling (not really, I just haven't been on a bike in a long time) ride, we scarfed down burgers at E-Town and then watched UT beat the crap out of Mizzou. HOOK 'EM HORNS!
Sunday came to a slow start, but was an awesome day of climbing in Gillman Canyon. My friend Alex and I took some newbies out. The rock was cold, but the climbing was really easy. Good for a confidence booster. While pulling the rope before leading, my arm grew to tremendous proportions.
Here I am before the crux of a fun climb.
The only problem with this weekend is that my taste for climbing and biking was not quenched and now it has started snowing and getting really cold. Guess I'll just have to tough it out.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Vail Resorts Sucks
So now I'd like to propose a toast to my crapiest raise ever. Drum roll please... 23 cents!!!!
Thanks alot ASS HOLES!
p.s. On a lighter note, I'll post soon with an update of what I did this past weekend. It was a GREAT weekend!
Friday, October 17, 2008
Chautauqua
On our way out I snagged this one, too. It is nice to still be able to take some pictures of fall colors.
The hike was pretty easy on well-worn trails and the weather was perfect. Around 60 degrees with a calm breeze. You can't ask for much better (especially when you are still getting paid). I tried to get a pic of a sign as we were headed back. I thought it was kinda funny. Unfortunately, we drove by too quickly and the picture was more of the window tinting. I still think it made for a cool pic.
The sign itself was very effective. I'm not sure how long they have had it up, but I'm sure it has accomplished its purpose by now. It read "TEST SIGN."
Comment Decision
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
And Now The Main Event...
Monday, October 13, 2008
Spectacles
However, I opted for a more youthful not-so-molestey frame. I'll post a pic tonight or tomorrow after I pick them up.
How Long Could You Last?
I could survive for 1 minute, 9 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor
Friday, October 10, 2008
As Promised... More Fall
I wish I could post a bigger picture of these. Here is a closer view of the peaks in the last one. You can see a little bit of the golden leaves.
The sunset itself wasn't as grand as some others that I have seen so far.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Stupid PODS
- when will I leave
- where will I move to in Austin
- where will I work
- how will I get my 2+ carloads of stuff back to Austin
I checked out PODS to see how much it would cost to move my stuff and potentially store it for a month. That way I could move in one trip without having to rent a trailer or tow my car on a U-Haul. I really don't feel like navigating the roads up here with a trailer during the winter. But of course, PODS doesn't service anywhere near where I live. The closest place is in Denver, which is 1.5-2 hours away. Maybe it will just be better to rent a U-Haul or trailer. Chris also mentioned that he may be willing to drive down and take a load in his SUV, but I can't count on that for my move. Especially since I don't know about #1 above.
Any Suggestions?
Evening Plans
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Wolcott Bouldering
They treated me well as I worked on a problem I have been attempting for awhile now.
Once I finally got through the lower crimpy section and into the crack, I was prety much done.